Stab That Bag!

$30.99
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Another glorious Fixumdude original — the chaotic opposite of common sense.
Perfect for anyone who has ever stared at a vacuum-sealed filament bag and thought, “Violence IS the answer.” (It’s not… but the joke is.)

A portion of every purchase ($5!) supports St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and the incredible work they do.
Learn more: https://www.stjude.org/

pezliz firmly does not endorse actual bag-stabbing, wild tool usage, or any brutal and wasteful activities. This is satire — please open your filament responsibly.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.